Throw the last week out, we're resetting

But I guess things happened (Bennifer, Kardashians, J*red L*to, etc.)

I have it on very good authority (see: I text my friends and sometimes they text me back) that this past week very much sucked for everyone. It was bad! It was weird! None of the days had the same energy! Legitimately, you could not pay me to tell you what happened this week — personally, emotionally, pop-culture-y — without a significant amount of prep…