gerard pique found weeping at the scene

a worthy follow-up to tom brady's misery

I was on my way home from the airport this morning (lol at my recent anti-travel tirade) and my Uber driver, before we had even finished putting my suitcase in the boot, told me "Ay, Clara! Pobrecita!" Those were her first words to me. Reader, it is important to know that this woman (who was lovely, and will likely be lighting several candles for me) di…