five things no. 14

and a brief diatribe on losing phones

I’m warning you: this one’s a bit of a doozy. Apologies in advance.

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We are slouching toward September, babes. Like, we are almost there. So close. August is nearly behind us. Never to be seen again until next year, when the month will once again hit us like a ton of bricks. But what is a year away cannot hurt us now. I’m sure if I had a therapist, that …